Nov. 12th, 2009 @ 12:24 pm So... that happened
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[info]cleolinda
I'm feeling: gleeful
I'm listening to: I am so going to get my ass kicked
I just spent an hour on the phone with a reporter who wants to write an article focusing on the more disturbing aspects of New Moon, the ones that parents may not know about, and it was the best game of Horrify the Twilight Noob EVER. It may actually be the longest such game on record. She knew to ask about all the controversial points, but... not the entire width and depth of the horror, if you will. There was a lot of "Oh... wow." I apologized for going on at such length, but she did have a lot of informed questions about a number of plot elements--if nothing else, I give an interviewer plenty of material to work with. And a larger audience will now be made aware of rocking chairs. "You're probably the one who knows the most about it," she said, laughing. I... kind of don't know how to feel about that.

(I imagine it'll come out next week--probably run on the day the movie opens. I'll tell you more about who and what and where when it does. In fact, I may see if one of y'all can clip the article and send it to me or scan it. The Littlest Edward can totes scrapbook it for me.)

I was actually pretty complimentary about how the movies handle some of these elements, though. That said: while I highly doubt I would in any way be the focus of the article, this is going to be read by a wider, non-LiveJournal, probably Twilight-loving audience. They're only going to see my commentary on this specific angle, and not the more affectionate, even-handed snark. I am pretty sure that their outrage will be a complete novelty in my sheltered little corner of the internet. BRING IT. Because I totally won't read any of their responses and my journal doesn't have anonycommenting enabled. Have fun storming someone else's castle, kids!

Cleolinda Jones: Senior Sparkle Correspondent. HATERS TO THE LEFT.



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Nov. 12th, 2009 @ 09:47 am homophobia pisses me off
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Nov. 12th, 2009 @ 05:33 pm Dear Yuletide OMG
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Dear Yuletide writer,

OMG, this is my first year doing Yuletide, and I have no idea what to say. *g*

Thank you for writing a story for me! I'll be happy about any story you can write in these fandoms, and everything important is in my requests, but if you'd like some additional info/ideas/thoughts, here you go:

general things )

As for the fandoms I requested, in no particular order:

Coldfire )

Neverwhere )

Administration )

Being Human )

OMGYULETIDEOMG!!!! *flails*
Nov. 12th, 2009 @ 08:02 am Oh no! No subject!
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[info]nirvanakayan, posting in [info]denglish
Hello,

how would you say "about" in German in the sentence below?

... is the only thing I like about Lola.

Thank you.

Nov. 12th, 2009 @ 09:10 am I only had one problem with last night's Glee.
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Nov. 12th, 2009 @ 02:09 pm Oh no! No subject!
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I'm feeling: tired
Had my physio appointment today and, as expected, the new physio is not hawt. She is kinda cute in a geeky 'i wear glasses and tie my hair back in a ponytail' kind of way, but not the hawtness that was my old physio.

She wants me to try hydrotherapy to see if that helps. The sessions last for 45 minutes and you do one session per week for six weeks. She called up the hospital that deals with that and managed to get me in for an appointment next week. Normally there's a six week waiting list but because I'm in such a bad way just now, they didn't want me to have to wait that long. So unless I hear otherwise (as the girl she spoke to booked me in but was going to have to double check it with her boss to make sure it was ok), then I've to turn up next week at said hospital.

Fun.

I don't even own a swimsuit. Oof.

In other news, my new computer is awesome. I can't make it my main gaming machine until I upgrade the graphics card, but I knew even before I bought it that I'd likely have to do that, so it's no big deal. I'll get around to doing that eventually, I'm not in any major hurry to do so since using my laptop is easier for me at the moment anyway.
Nov. 12th, 2009 @ 08:44 am Dear Yuletide Author
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I'm feeling: excited
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Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 11:12 pm Dear Yuletide Santa
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I'm feeling: excited
Dear Yuletide Writer,

Thank you so much for writing a story for me! I hope you'll be inspired by one of my requests, and I'm sure I'll love reading whatever you write.

In general, I adore character-driven stories. I like het, slash, and gen, friendship stories and stories where two characters who might not know each other well nevertheless manage to connect. I prefer bittersweet or hopeful stories over fluffy happy ones or straight-up angst and despair. I like hurt/comfort, especially if the hurt is emotional. I like backstory and futurefic, and I really like daily-life stuff, like two characters meeting for coffee or just hanging out. I'm not a big fan of deathfic, and I don't care for really dark stuff like torture or noncon. I like any rating from the most gen G-rated fic to adult, but I like adult fics better when the sex is the emotional climax (no pun intended) of the story and not just gratuitous smut for the sake of smut. But really, I love all of these characters, and I would be delighted with any story featuring them!

Specifics on my requests )
Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 09:38 pm Dear Yuletide Writer 2009
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Cut because this really only applies to a very few people )

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Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 11:08 pm Links post!
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[info]amireal
I'm feeling: awake
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Hey remember these? *G*

1. Lapis Lazuli - NSFW comic. Hilarity. It's about 3 or 4 pages long, so don't forget to hit next.

2. The minds of some people are so tasty and awesome. - Someone asks a simple question, someone gives a simple answer.

3. Processing rape kits leads to solving more crimes - NEXT, WATER IS WET. Yes folks, it was an actual shock when it was proved that evidence did indeed raise solve rates. Who knew?

4. Dogs greeting their owners coming back from duty tours - This is the feel good link of the century people. I have seen happy golden retrievers, these are practically flying via tail wag. Guaranteed to give you a stupid grin.

5. Danger, Danger; Gay Marriage - This one speaks for itself:

Children must have a mother and a father! If a boy is raised by two women, how will he learn to wire a plug? We all know lesbians can’t handle home maintenance! And if a girl is raised by two men, where will she learn to cook? It is established fact that you can’t trust a gay man with a soufflé!

...

True fact: In gay households, all light is provided by candles, because when a fuse goes, gay men run around flapping their arms and squealing until finally fatigue overcomes them and they collapse into a heap of warm male sodomite flesh.


Basically: Best. Article. Ever.
Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 08:14 pm Wednesday night television
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Nov. 12th, 2009 @ 02:47 pm 2012! Destruction and floods! And in such large helpings!
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Wow, that was a bad movie. And 3 hours long. The trailer was the best part, they killed off every one of the characters I most liked (I admit, I have eclectic tastes), and talk about plot fail! Physics fail! Geology fail! Ship design fail! Ugh!

...The effects were nice. That's why Meesto drags us to these things- as a business expense. So we can oooooh at the effects. Pity about the ewwwww at the story.

---

We also saw (in an attempt to go 180 degrees the other direction) Ponyo. Ponyo is cute and strange and seems to be a story symbolizing the patriarchy's exhausting attempts to make girls smaller and how that's not working out for them. Blood and sirens! Giant fish women! Destruction and floods! Dinosaur fish! Wooooo!

It was bizarre. I think I liked it though.
Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 07:15 pm I need to make a note to myself so I don't forget next year.
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Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 05:48 pm I don't even watch, but ...
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Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 11:28 pm Oh no! No subject!
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Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 02:58 pm Feel free to delete if you feel this is inappropriate.
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I am trying to type out a letter to someone who speaks mainly German with minimal English. It is very important that they understand the contents of this letter so Im trying to translate it before I send it. I was wondering if anyone in this comm would be willing to help me with the translation? I speak almost no German. This is not a school assignment and I am not trying to cheat. I would be willing to compensate whoever is willing to help in the form of some paid account time, if anyone is interested. thank you.

ETA : Got the help I needed. Thanks guys, you're awesome!
Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 02:39 pm How do you poop in German?
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[info]glhansen, posting in [info]denglish
I hope this doesn't seem crude, but how do you poop in German? None of the Wörterbücher I've consulted has the answer. Not even the two-volume yellow one.

Can someone please help me with this? It's urgent.
Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 09:34 pm Merlin Recs
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[info]frogspace
Draußen bricht die kalte Jahreszeit herein und im Merlin-Fandom werden die Vids...uh...HOT!

Fingers by [info]starrynight111 (Merlin/Arthur). Die Inhaltsangabe sagt alles. *guh* The sexual tension is killing them. Arthur and Merlin have their own ways to deal with their desires.

Crazy In Love by [info]sisabet (Merlin/Arthur). Um hier mal einen Kommentar zu zitieren: Blowjobs and swords FTW! And poor Merlin has it so bad--but he LOVES it!

Und wo ich schon mal dabei bin ...

Merlin Canon Fanfic )

Merlin AUs )

Merlin RPF )

Merlin Fanart )

Star Trek XI, Smallville )

Ich sollte öfter posten, dann wäre das nicht so viel auf einmal. /o\

*liest weiter*
Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 12:17 pm Fanfic recommendations?
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Hi everyone!

I've been trying to find good Discworld fanfic, but really haven't come across too much good stuff. Any of your recommendations would be appreciated! Although I'm partial to slash!fic, I'm willing to read anything as long as you think it's worth reading. :)
Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 02:41 pm I'm just warning you guys right now ...
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Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 11:51 am You know what I'm going to do tomorrow?
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Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 08:46 am Veteran's Day (USA) - November 11, 2009
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Veterans Day - Nov 11, 2009

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Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 08:13 am Sigh.
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[info]cleolinda
So someone else has run off and reposted my work (this time, it's Twilight in Fifteen Minutes. NO DOGPILING, Y'ALL). I don't go looking for this stuff, because honestly, if I started trying to police the internet--which I did try for a little while, back when I was first writing these things--I would never, ever get anything else done. But I feel like once you've brought it to my attention--I don't know that legally I have to do anything; this isn't an issue of trademark, which has to be defended pretty vigorously; it's a simple matter of copyright flowing from the pen, as the expression goes. I wrote this, it is verifiably mine, and I have the right to decide who does and does not get to run off with it. So morally--perhaps, more accurately, emotionally--you feel like you're not supposed to let it go.

The problem with this one is that the girl's gotten defiant )


ETA: Okay. She's apologized. As for you guys? I have finally read most of the comments, and while I said NO DOGPILING, most of y'all were admirably civil. However?

The authors onto you, BTW: http://cleolinda.livejournal.com/820888.html?#cutid1

Check out the number of commenters on that post - that's the number of people who hate you right now.


BAD FORM. You better hope I don't find out who that was.


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Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 08:12 am Dear temp agency, please marry me.
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Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 09:55 am Help needed
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Argh! The Yuletide website isn't working for me - not even at work, where I do have FF 3.5. It crashes my browser every time.

Anyone around who could submit my sign-up for me?
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Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 12:35 am So You Think You Can Dance
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[info]goseaward
I'd been sort of live-blogging in a text file for the past few weeks, and kept forgetting to post. So here it is, mostly unedited (i.e. sorry for the incoherency and lack of capitalization :D)

Top 20 perform in their own style )

First performance/elimination )

Second performance show )

Performance show 3, i.e. tonight )
Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 05:40 pm Deary me, I do have standards after all...
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[info]ausmac
I'm fairly easy to please where SF on telly is concerned - give me some good characters, a storyline I can run with and halfway decent writing and I'm happy. But I actually found something that was so downright awful that I had to stop watching.

I picked up a couple of seasons cheap of a show called Andromeda. Hadn't seen it, and it had Kevin Sorbo in it, who I perved on when he was in Hercules. Though, will give it a go, Majel Barrett had something to do with it, maybe its watchable. The first couple of seasons were ok, the concept was a decent one and I thought, well, it went for 5 seasons, had to have something going for it to keep it on so long.

So got to the final episode of season 2. Two of the characters were at threat, there was screaming which indicated their lives were in peril, and the series ended.

Started watching the first episode of season 3. Scene: the bridge of the Andromeda. The rest of the crew is standing there, looking vaguely perplexed and a bit bored, and the two characters who were at risk in the previous series walk onto the bridge.

Was there chargin? Was there incredible surpise, much loud questioning, like whatthefuck, how are you here and not there and not dead?

No. None of the above. Just a sort of blank acceptance. And about 40 minutes of the most abysmal script and flat acting I've ever seen on the box.

It was almost as if somebody was delibately trying to wreck it. Or barely emoting window dummies had been substituted. Or they'd got a 12 year old to write the script. A barely literate 12 year old.

I have to say I've never seen anything quite like it. Bad doesn't cover it.
Nov. 10th, 2009 @ 11:03 pm Oh no! No subject!
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I like to think that part of adulthood is learning new skills. I could, however, have done without learning how to report a stolen car.

Cars in this neighborhood are often stolen for joy rides, so chances of recovery are pretty high. Still... Very inconvenient.
Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 12:03 am Handy Dandy Twitter Post
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Hey look, I remembered I have twitter. )
Nov. 10th, 2009 @ 08:54 pm No Love For Boston?
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Nov. 10th, 2009 @ 08:02 pm SYTYCD
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Nov. 11th, 2009 @ 12:01 am Panic
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Nov. 10th, 2009 @ 02:10 pm O hai!
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Mistaken for someone interesting, I have been interviewed at blogcritics.org. (We did it in October, so mentally replace "next month" with "this month.") In what is probably a first, I am actually asked about The Secret Life of Dolls a good bit. Also discussed: The Third Man, nineteenth-century fancrazy, and my newest "hobby."


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Nov. 10th, 2009 @ 06:54 pm AD&T Weekly Meeting - 7 November 2009
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All the latest news about the Archive of Our Own can be found under the cut.

This post may also be found on the Archive of Our Own which is commentable by anyone with or without an AO3 account. We are disabling comments elsewhere as we would like people to be able to share any discussion with each other.

Read more )
Nov. 10th, 2009 @ 07:08 pm I shouldn't be laughing about this as much as I am, really.
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Nov. 10th, 2009 @ 12:02 pm You're late, you're late, for a very important date.
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Nov. 10th, 2009 @ 04:55 pm fish
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and again..



Nov. 10th, 2009 @ 08:45 am Pimpity Pimp!
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Nov. 10th, 2009 @ 12:43 pm Three shows came into a bar and crashed an engagement party...
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Nov. 10th, 2009 @ 12:17 am *Sigh* Do we really have to go over this Brad?
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[info]amireal
I'm feeling: awake
Dear Brad Wright,

Stop whining in other people's blogs about how your work is misinterpreted. You know what that makes you? Anne Rice. No one wants to be Anne Rice. Not even Anne Rice.

No love.

Ami

inspiration: this thread
Nov. 9th, 2009 @ 10:12 pm These are the jokes, people.
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Nov. 9th, 2009 @ 09:48 pm Yuck, yuck, yuck.
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Nov. 9th, 2009 @ 07:28 pm Oh no! No subject!
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[info]amanda
I'm feeling: geeky
Have Shiny New Computer and the screen is huuuuuuuuuuge - bigger than I imagined it would be. I think the desktop may well end up being my main gaming computer after all.

I am sooooo excited. :D :D :D

Also, Windows 7 is pretty. <3_<3
Nov. 9th, 2009 @ 11:13 am ARGH
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Okay, you know what? I've held out for nearly three and a half months now, but I am nearly at my breaking point (even though we are now in the home stretch). I am SICK of not having my own computer to work on. There are huge disadvantages to sharing a computer that you just really don't even think of until you have to do it yourself. I HATE logging out of everything every time I walk away from the computer, because the hell I'm leaving my email accounts vulnerable to prying eyes. And on your average day? I need to be logged into LJ, JournalFen, Yahoo email, Gmail (with Reader and Documents), Twitter, Delicious for bookmarks, Pandora, a couple of message boards, and my file storage account; my life would be infinitely easier if I could just stay logged in. So I HATE dumping the cache and the cookies and the browsing history and even the SEARCH history if I so much as duck out for a glass of tea, and I HAVE to do it, because you know why? You know why? Researching the @#$%*&@ e-book footnotes, that's why. If I didn't, you'd go to the Google drop-down search box and get "bella's felted womb," "dead from coke," "edward lipstick," "gq motherfucker," "total eclipse sex scene," 5000 Twilight articles, and "twincest." And there is NO WAY I am letting my family know I spent that much time looking up shit about Twilight.

I can't do a whole hell of a lot on this computer either, since it's like eight years old as it is--in excellent condition, but it's only got 30GB storage, you know? You can infer from that what the processor thingamawhatever speed must be like. It just can't do a lot. It can't handle Skype, for example. And I don't have any of my pet programs (Semagic for LJ, TweetDeck, ACDSee photo organizing, and probably a ton of others I've forgotten because IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE USED THEM), because the computer either can't handle a given program or it can't handle them all together. And we THOUGHT it had Photoshop, but apparently not, and while I'm pretty handy on that, I apparently am too stupid to operate MS Paint. People keep telling me how to crop and I just. can't. manage it. And then I go back to Firefox and accidentally hit "home" instead of "new tab" and I lose my entire LJ entry draft, because whenever it tries to recover a "saved" draft, it gives me the previous entry I already posted. HATRED.

And then I can't really save images (no room, plus other people looking at my shit) or watch videos (I hate being walked in on while I'm trying to watch whatever weird-ass thing someone just linked on Twitter. Mostly I just don't have time because I'm under the gun to get anything done before someone else needs the computer), assuming I could get the video to work at all. Because I physically can't get time at the computer as much as I'd like, my Google Reader news items just sit and pile up, so every morning I have "1000+," and one day I cleared 600 items and STILL had 1000+. I keep having to star things I want to go back and use in the footnotes or save pictures from, and I am TIRED OF IT.

If I didn't have the iBella--which at least has a camera, an mp3 player, and apps for Twitter, Pandora and my email that I DON'T HAVE TO LOG OUT OF--I would have gone insane by now. The day I figured out how to copy-paste links on my phone, I nearly wept for joy. Even there, I can't really answer emails or LJ comments at any length--if it's going to be a short reply, I can tap it out with a minimum of head-meeting-wall, but y'all know how wordy I am. We get to more than two sentences and I just can't manage it; I have to wait to answer until I get to the (shared) (family) computer. And then I have to log into umpteen thousand things all over again but then someone else needs the computer RIGHT NOW and I have to dump everything and hope no one noticed that I was at that moment searching "vampire sex toys." Oh, and blip.fm just doesn't work on the iPhone at all. RAAAAAAAGE.

Only one more week until [New Computer's Name] arrives. I will console myself with a peppermint chocolate chip milkshake from Chick-fil-A, I think.


ETA: THE MILKSHAKE MACHINE IS DOWN

WHY GOD WHY


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Nov. 9th, 2009 @ 04:55 pm Oh no! No subject!
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I absolutely love these things! The PTA used to sell them to raise money at my school and we would all sit around on a Sunday evening going "7 C of the R" and "1760 Y in a M". So far I have got 27 on my own and another 4 with a little discussion with Mum. Am possibly too addicted to go home before finishing the last two.

edit: Finished them with a consult from Alex & Mum. Always more fun with someone to talk it over :) What are those puzzles called anyway?
Nov. 9th, 2009 @ 04:22 pm I don't believe there is anything in the whole earth that you can't learn in Berlin ...
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...except the German language.

If you have half an hour spare, see what this Mensch has to say on The Awful German Language.
Nov. 9th, 2009 @ 10:50 am I just commented with this on a post on ye olde friends list, but I've been meaning to say it here.
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Nov. 9th, 2009 @ 10:20 am So after a quick call to the temp agency ...
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Nov. 9th, 2009 @ 09:27 am This is my brain on Jensen's engagement.
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