Do I even want to know how some sort of caterpillar ended up in my cup?
I don't think moths lay eggs in freeze-dried coffee and it was looking to ... fresh to have been immersed in milk for a while.
*drinks coffee anyway*
Oh, and if I ever think about voluntarily failing an exam so I can retake it again? Someone hit me please. Hard.
It's just not worth it.
*doesn't want to go back to the books*