I knew that a streetsweeper needs more NEWTs than the MoM.
I should remember to take my camera with me -- I think I can sell the photos.
But I don't dance.
That's better -- I think.
A top hat? No, absolutely no.
And something not HP-related:
Ahhhhhaaaaaaa! NO! That's just cruel.
This on the other hand, is more than OK.
Hmmm, it's difficult to belive, but I'll try to think up one that no one shares. And why do people feel the need to state the obvious? If I'm walking around bare-footed I probably know that I don't wear shoes and don't have to be reminded by some stranger on the street.