Whoever designed those pre-tied bow ties had a generally good idea, but I personally think getting them on can't be much easier than actually tying the normal things.
Where is one supposed to put the hook? I couldn't find any form of matching eye or loop.
But I can't cook. I have absolutely no idea what to do with this thing.
Oh well, I have a strong stomach and if it's completely disgusting there's pizza in the freezer.