You have Tetanus
How you get it: Bacteria enters body via puncture wound
There is nothing you can do now but wait for death to arrive and hope it comes quickly. Make your peace.
And to keep this random:
Last week Prof. F. wore a t-shirt with a cow and the name Grindelwald on it. It is a place in Switzerland, but it made me laugh anyway.
And I'm wearing socks with green toes. When I look at them I feel like Kermit